Fabulous, but not in that kind of way

The NFL starts anew tonight. Mrs. Stroock's Eagles of Philadelphia play the totally not homosexual Cowboys of Dallas. Meh. [Meh? You were more on edge during the Super Bowl than Mrs. Stroock. Some Giants fan you are-Ed] Giants? Meh again. 

A valued North Carolina reader sent this item along, 'The Next Horseman of the Apocalypse: Chelsea Clinton Moving to Take Jerry Nadler's Seat?' Oh, fuck no. We've awaited Chelsea's descent into politics since at least the Anthony Weiner scandal. Frankly we're surprised the Clinton Cabal would be satisfied with a mere house seat. Why wouldn't Chelsea run for Chuck Schumer's senate seat next year? Because AOC would humiliate Chelsea in the primary.  Exit question: has the 45-year-old Chelsea ever held, you know, a job?**

Jersey Beat: We're finally seeing some Mikie Sherrill ads. Did you know that Jack Ciattarelli* is 100 percent MAGA? You don't have to do this, we already like Jack. Latest poll has Sherrill beating Jack 46-39. Also, Senator Corey Booker is engaged....to a woman! Sorry, fellas. [That's your second gay reference this post. Is there something we should know?-Ed]. We voted for Booker at least once. Why not? [Now who's gay?-Ed].

What Will's Listening to: a lot of Big Bands at the gym. Count Basie, Benny Goodman, etc etc. Here's our favorite Big Band Song ever, discovered way back in 1992. Fabulous, but not in a gay way [Again with the gay?-Ed].

DOGE report: Okay, our nuke story is coming along fine. Woman comes out of basement, drives into town to pick up essentials. But what prompts trip into town? What makes her think, 'I better go buy some stuff?'

Someone in Mexico is buying our books. Thanks, amigo! No, we don't sell many books in Mexico, so when we do, we notice. It's not the same in the US, or UK. Fun fact, Canadian sales are usually pretty weak. Canada has been letting us down for a long time now - Pierre Poilievre for instance. Loser.  Overall, sales suck lately, though. 

*Spell check insists this should be spelled with one t. It's spelled with two t's.

**Wikipedia lists several high profile office-type jobs in NYC, 'vice provost' whatever that is. How do we get one of those jobs? We'd love to be, Vice Chair for Strategic Communications.  How about, Director of Corporate Accountability?