Tonight is the first night of Chanukah, 'At least 12 people were killed — including a gunman — and 29 others wounded when two terrorists opened fire during a Hanukkah celebration in a “cowardly” attack on an Australian beach late Sunday afternoon....' One of the gunmen is dead. The other is in custody. One of the gunmen was known to authorities, of course. His name isn't, say, Tim Witherspoon.
Holy Toledo, Cleveland, and Cincinnati, a civilian bystander tackled and disarmed one of the terrorists. The hero civilian's name is Ahmed al Ahmed, says the New York Post.
The Stroock family will light the Menorah and exchange gifts as always. We're just gonna Jew even harder.
Reminder, Chanukah is actually a very minor holiday, no more important than Purim, Simchat Torah, or other Jewish holidays you gentiles aren't familiar with. Exchanging gifts is strictly a post-war American thing, as Chanukah typically falls around Christmas and Jews wanted to get in on the gift giving action.
Related, when Trump defeated Kamala, he ensured that kackles and her Jewish husband wouldn't subject the nation to their horrible misunderstanding of Chanukah. No Chanukah is not about joy and inclusion, you dingbat. Chanukah is about, 'We are the true faith. You are a pagan. Get your goddamn graven image out of our temple or it's war.' See Ben Shapiro.
On to nicer things.
Looks like the total is coming in at 5-6 inches. We're definitely breaking out the snow blower. Yeehaw!...Okay that wasn't such a chore. However our driveway doesn't get a lot of direct sunlight, unlike a lot of our neighbors, the bastards. So it'll be a while before the bits of ice and caked snow melt. Pro tip: snow blower augers will chew an aluminum broom handle right up. 'That was my good broom,' said Mrs. Stroock. We replied, 'Was your good broom'. Mrs. Stroock not pleased.
We ain't got no good idea.
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