Mister we could use a man like Otto Von Bismarck Again

Via The Hill, offered without irony or shame:

A new YouGov survey found Germans consider President Trump more dangerous to world peace than North Korean Chairman Kim Jong Un or Russian President Vladimir Putin, according to the German broadcaster DW. Asked to rank the greatest threat to world peace between Trump, Kim, Putin, Iranian Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei and Chinese President Xi Jinping, 41 percent named Trump, compared to Kim at 17 percent, Khamenei and Putin at 8 percent and Xi at 7 percent. Pollsters surveyed 2,000 Germans for the poll between Dec. 16 and 18.

This blog just doesn't know why you wouldn't trust the Germans on foreign affairs and world peace.

We know this is something of a cheap shot, but good lord people. How about a little self-awareness?

What next, pro-tips on colonial management from Belgium? Beachfront property development 101 with Chairman Kim? Winning: brought to by the Cleveland Browns?*

OMG, I literally can't even. 

*Sad-sack NFL team permanently in last place. They suck.

The Most Important German Chancellor Since...

...You know who.

The jokes write themselves but we'll write them anyway.

Bloomberg reports:

German Chancellor Angela Merkel took aim at Donald Trump’s world view in a speech on U.S. soil, saying unilateralism risks bringing down post-World War II alliances and trade wars threaten the “foundations of our prosperity.”

“More than ever, our way of thinking and actions have to be multilateral rather than unilateral,” Merkel said in a commencement speech to Harvard University’s class of 2019 that combined tough criticism of nationalist policies with philosophical vistas of a change for the better.

Merkel, 64, was addressing a receptive audience on Thursday as she seeks halt a deterioration in the trans-Atlantic alliance under Trump’s presidency. In her 14th year in office, officials in Merkel’s government are beginning to speak of a point of no return in U.S.-German relations.

How about unilaterally letting a million Muslim migrants into Europe? 

Hey, remember that point of no return in American-German relations in 1917? Also 1941. Kicking Kraut hintern gets old after a while.

Of course Merkel's government just warned Germany's Jews against wearing the kipa in public. Not the first time that's happened, eh Frau Merkel?

This blog remains in awe of the European trans-nationalist. They blow their continent all to hell twice in a generation and then want to lecture the United States on multilateralism and collective security.

European peace was mposed by the United States and the Soviet Union, the victors of World War Two. We let the Limeys come along becuase we felt bad for them.

Your fields are soaked with our blood.

You dumb, Kraut Sheibkopf. You stupid East German Fotze. 

Merkel Comes out of the Bunker

What do trans-nationalists do when they're on the verge of defeat? They call a meeting of other trans-nationalists, of course!

Says Hotair:

German Chancellor Angela Merkel, struggling to avert a crisis within her coalition on migrant policy, is trying to set up a meeting of some EU states to discuss the issue before a leaders summit on June 28-29, a German newspaper reported on Sunday.

Basically Merkel's hoping to get countries like Greece to take more illegal migrants. Given that the Krauts underwrite the Greek economy, doesn't Athens pretty much have to do what Berlin says? Hotair notes the Merkel wants to meet with Austria and Italy too. Italy just told half a million illegal Africans to 'pack there bags' so yeah, no. Maybe Spain? Madrid's run by socialists these days

Will Tony Blair be at this meeting? I hope Tony Blair is at this meeting.

Hotair says this crisis puts the whole EU at risk. But the EU has been at risk for a decade, yet it still stands.

Mass illegal migration is deeply unpopular in Germany, so Merkel arranges to meet with like minded people in hopes she can turn things around.

Of course German rulers have a history of deluding themselves at the end:

Merkel in the Bunker

Breitbart has the bad news for the most consequential German ruler since you know who:

As Chancellor Angela Merkel fights to save her government in a heated battle over immigration, an opinion poll Friday showed most Germans support the tougher line of her rebel interior minister.

The survey found that 62 percent of respondents were in favour of turning back undocumented asylum seekers at the border, in line with the stance of Interior Minister Horst Seehofer who is openly challenging Merkel.

And 86 percent want faster deportations of rejected asylum seekers, a process now often held up by bureaucratic hurdles, according to the Infratest dimap poll.

In Britain, Brexit is under siege but her fortifications are strong. No one outside of Mr. Blair, Eddy Izzard and their set wants to Remain.

In Italy the new government just told half a million illegal migrants to 'pack their bags'.

In Eastern Europe Prime Minister Oban responds to all calls for Muslim immigration with a stern, unmovable no followed by the exile of native son George Soros.

In Poland the people on the sharp end of history hold million strong rallies in defense of the red and white Eagle.

The time for unfettered immigration in Europe has passed.

Nevertheless, she persisted.

Too obvious?

Wither DIPLOMACY

Bloomberg tells us:

Chancellor Angela Merkel made a forceful pitch for Europe to play a more assertive role in global affairs as U.S. President Donald Trump dismantles the post-World War II order, setting the stage for a potential tense standoff at the Group of Seven summit this week.

We find this ironic coming from the Krauts during the week of D-Day anniversary commemorations.

We have a photo montage of our maternal grandfather in Europe in 1944-1945. He looks like he stepped right out of a WWII GI flick. Millions of American families have similar photos.

No, we aren't arguing that since we won the war and Germany lost, Angela Merkel should shut the hell up, though she should.* Our point is that the United States spent the 20th century cleaning up the mess left by European diplomacy; August, 1914, Versailles, Munich, etc etc.

Metternich, Castlereigh and Bismarck these people are not.

*In 2005 we actually emailed  a member of the German Bundestaag and told him to do just that after he said he didn't want to see any more dead American soldiers in Iraq. To which we replied, 'Being German, you'd know a lot about that.'

And the Deplorables March on...

...this time they're goose stepping.

In Britain they voted Leave.

In America they elected Donald Trump.

In the Netherlands they gave Geert Wilders 15 percent.

In France Le Pen came in second.

So the 'far right' AfD Party won 13.5 percent of the vote in the German elections.

Leftists have taken to the streets in protest. That is, these people are protesting a democratic outcome. They did the same here after Trump's win, and after Leave won the Brexit vote.

For the average leftist the idea of being part of global, cosmopolitan elite is a central part of their identity. Brexit, Trump, etc etc was a major blow to that identification and they freaked out.

We're glad, we like clarifying events, and the last year's worth of elections has certainly clarified things.

We see the same result everywhere. The left/Not-Really-Right coalition goes berserk over the public ignoring the conventional wisdom and voting for the designated bad guys. We remind the reader (s) that we supported Marco Rubio. At the time we named the primary Trumpageddon. 

Official Jews are throwing around the usual labels. We ignore these. Actually, no that's not true. We wear these labels like a badge of honor.  Official Jews like those at the ADL are useless. These are the people who crucified (see what I did there) Mel Gibson over The Passion of the Christ while ignoring the UN anti-Jewish Durban statement. While Abe Foxman and the ADl was investigating Gibson, the BDS Movement was burrowing into college campuses.Well done, Abe.

The Official Jews even claim Trump is a Nazi. Uh, guys, have you talked to Ivanka about this?

Does anyone really think Germany is going to put the next Hitler in the Chancellery? Who would that even be. My god, the Official Jews really believe that, don't they?

Deplorable Krauts

The Next Official Jewish Panic

Yesterday Frau Merkel won reelection in Germany.

Which is fine.

Also the 'far right' AFD got 13.5 percent of the vote.

Via Reuters we see the usual suspects throwing a hissy fit:

Ronald Lauder, president of the New York-based World Jewish Congress, called Chancellor Angela Merkel a “true friend of Israel and the Jewish people” and decried the AfD’s gains at a time when anti-Semitism was increasing across the globe.

Always the next Hitler is just an election away from taking power. I mean Trump, right?

And this little nugget straight from Reuters' ass crack:

Germany, home today to an estimated 200,000 Jews, has built a reputation in recent decades as a tolerant, safe place for Jews to live, but official data show anti-Semitic crimes reported to the police rising 4 percent to 681 in the first eight months of 2017 against the same period last year.

You don't suppose that massive spike in German judenhaus has anything to do with the 800,000 Muslims Frau Merkel let into the country, do you, Frau Merkel?

Angela Merkel, Judenhaus enabler

Frau Merkel is Right

Via the Telegraph:

Angela Merkel, the German Chancellor, has indicated Europe can no longer completely rely on its American and British allies in the wake of Brexit and the election of US President Donald Trump, declaring the continent's destiny is in "our own hands".

Of course America and Britain twice allied to fight the Hun, and later agreed that the Hun must be kept down, hence NATO.

Frankly, we're delighted by Frau Merkel's declaration and amused by the idea that a lot of Continentals are going to suddenly rediscover the military arts and defend themselves. Putin must be laughing his ass off.

Of course during the Cold War the United States kept an army of a quarter of a million men in Germany while the British had their own Army of the Rhine. West Germany contributed ten armored and mech divisions to their own defense. Today the Krauts field two panzer divisions and something called a Rapid Forces Division, because we all know that when there's trouble German Euro-weenies are the first on the ground.

Why just look at the krauts in Afghanistan:

[German troops] drink too much and they're too fat to fight, that's the damning conclusion of German parliamentary reports into the country's 3,500 troops stationed in Afghanistan.
While British and U.S. troops in the country face a strict ban on alcohol, their German comrades are allowed two pints a day.
The stunning statistics reveal that in 2007 German forces in northern Afghanistan drank 1.7 million pints of beer and 90,000 bottles of wine.

Not long after 9/11 many of us noticed that the English speaking peoples were doing the heavy lifting. American troops went into Afghanistan of course, but also Brits, Canadians, Australians etc. This was typical going back to the Great War. This alliance of the English Speaking Peoples was simply part of the landscape and not even worth mentioning, The alliance was so typical as to be unremarkable.

Of course we kept fighting against bad ideas that originated with the Germans.

So good luck Frau Merkel. Two Panzer divisions, eh? Not only can't you stop a Russian invasion, you can't even stop a Polish invasion.