How do you fix a Problem like CNN?

How do you fix a problem like CNN?

First they publish fake news about President Trump. Then they get upset about a silly WWF GIF portraying Trump body slamming CNN. Then they dox the 15 year old kid who made the GIF. They go on air and complain that they're under attack.

Then there's James O'keefe, who has two producers and a contributor admitting on camera that the whole 'Russian thing' is a load of crap.

As of this writing the network is under a twitter-meme assault called Operation Autistic Storm. We wouldn't know anything about that, ;).

Morning host Chris Cuomo is the Fredo of the Cuomo crime syndicate. Anderson Cooper is a bitchy homosexual. Reliable Sources host Brian Stelter is the most obnoxious Jew on TV. President Jeff Zucker is taking the network's ratings into the tank.

So, what do you do?

Fire at least the four people I've mentioned.

Then get an elder statesmen figure to come in for a year or 18 months to settle and stabilize things while cleaning house. I'm thinking Tom Brokow, but I can't imagine why he'd want the gig.

Then you get a real news man to run the network, you know, someone who actually knows about practicing journalism. I say Brit Hume. Hire Bill O'Reilly, morons. Give Mark Steyn a weekend entertainment show. Grab Milo, for the love of god. Milo, ten PM every night. Think of it.

Otherwise:

Dear Media: it's not your business model that sucks, its you that sucks...

...so said my mentor, my guiding light, the man for whom I openly wept when he died, Andrew Breitbart.

This clip, a couple of weeks old now, is breathtaking:

That's CNN's Brian Stelter, media critic, interviewing Michael Wolff himself a journalist and media critic. Wolff really let's him have it. And rightly so. Stelter is a pig. A man with no real journalism experience, sorry writing media columns is not journalism, slamming President Trump for not revering the media. Stelter at one point tries to argue that we live in extraordinary times that require the likes of himself lecturing the president. Wolff is not impressed. In fact everything Wolff says is true. 'The media does not need defending by the media,' Wolff says and, 'The media will be fine.' After Stelter tried to argue that we live in extraordinary times Wolff, who unlike Stelter has the benefit of years of experience, says, 'I think all new presidencies are unusual.'

Just so.

Brian Stelter actually brings Wolff on air to take about...Brian Stelter.

Look folks, there's a reason why my novels are peppered with journalists known only by a sobriquet; Bloviating Hair Maniac, Red Dye Job, Aggressive Blonde, etc, etc. Except Rafael Gould of course. 'Gonzo' as he is nicknamed is out in the field, you know, reporting.

Calm down Stelter, you're not that pretty, you're not that special.