I got Polled

[How do you not hear that? -Ed]

Yesterday I got polled about politics here in New Jersey, below follows a rough reckoning of the questions

What is your: 
-political party? (Trump)
-political ideology? (Trump)
-most important issue? (Economics, also, deporting Mexicans)
-stance on abortion (I'm all for liberals having abortions)
congressional party preference (Whig)

What is your impression of:
-Donald Trump (God Emperor, Qusach Trumperach)
-governor Phil Murphy (It's not Christie anymore? Damn it!)
-congressman Leonard Lance (Pretty much an empty pant-load)
-challenger Tom Malinowski (Democrat right? Than evil, like slavery and Jim Crow)
I-ssue most associated with Leonard Lance (doing whatever Trump wants)

Do you:
-support trump policy/leadership style? (do I ever)
-think Tom Malinowksi is liberal (obviously)
-think Leonard Lance is a moderate (no, he's a wanker)

Who will you:
-vote for in the Senate race (Bob Hugins becuase he doesn't like teenaged prostitutes unlike certain NJ Senators)
-vote for in the House (Lance, becuase Trump)
-vote for between Malinosky or Lance (are you listening? Lance)

Demographics:
Middle-aged father of three, just waiting for something decent on TV. Football, porno, books about war, nice average house and a nice hardwood floor.*

*Concerned about the rainforest? Good becuase if you come to Casa-de-Stroock, you'll be standing on some of it, direct from Brazil.

There Will be no Blue Wave in NJ-07

We live in the NJ 7th Congressional District represented by Republican Congressman Leonard Lance. The district stretches from the 'Jersey Girl part of the state - old post war highways, shopping centers and houses like viewers would see in the Sopranos - through the more leafy central suburbs (where we live) to the rural PA border.

We think Lance is pretty much a wanker but his seat is usually safe. 

This year, given that New Jersey is a Blue state the Dems have targeted Lance.

To that end we have some interesting poll data.* Here Trump enjoys a 50% approval rating and Lance as a 44/30 favorable rating.

The Dems ain't knocking off old Lenny, not with those numbers.

There will be no blue wave.

*These people actually called us but we hung up on them.