Oxygen for Mayor Pete

Is there a we boomlette for Mayor Pete Buttigieg? This poll has him at 7%, which ain't nuthin'.

We supposed there would a moment for 'the gay one'.

In other news Warren has moved ahead of Biden, whose campaign remains stubbornly alive. There's still space for all those black and olde time Dem voters.

When Biden finally implodes will Mayor Pete get those votes?

Warren/Bittigieg, or is that too white?

One supposes Warren can claim she's Cherokee again. After all she was Harvard's first law prof of color. Me white man, trade big wampum, thunderstick, firewater...Take the blanket! Take it!

[WTF? Not going with a gay joke? -Ed]

Meh. Too obvious. Besides, if Warren wants to lock up the gay vote she should just come out as a Lesbian. 

[You're not kidding are you?-Ed]

No. Why not?

Wither Pete Buttigieg

The Dems (first) debate is tonight. We think. We're not sure becuase we're not paying a lot of attention.

What's happening to Mayor Pete* is both fascinating and hilarious. The South Bend cops shot a black guy and black Dems are outraged, which just goes to show no matter how Woke you are you're never Woke enough.

That's just the first part of Pete's intersectional problem. Just wait until black Democrats find out Pete is gay.

Sorry Dems, Mayor Pete is a boutique candidate for white hipster Dems who may not be gay but wish they were.

Which is why in the Dems intersectional bitch fest, Elizabeth Warren will be the Dem's nominee. She's the ultimate compromise candidate, bland, boring, vanilla...Where voting for Hillary was like voting for your mother-in-law, voting for Pocahontas is like voting for the librarian, the English teacher, the assistant vice principal...the Church Lady.**

Dems nominating a white lady with a Blonde Dye-job would be...I dunno, you tell me guys.

*We're not taking the time to figure out how to spell his name.
**That's not fair, really. The Church Lady was a sympathetic character.