Drago! Drago! Drago!....er...Bernie! Bernie! Bernie!
Bernie picked up the Democrat Establishment and tossed it onto the canvas.
Also, yesterday was the 40th anniversary of the Miracle on Ice in which the US Olympic Hockey Team beat the Red Army Hockey Team. So we guess Bernie has found redemption.
And, we swear we're not making this up, today is Red Army Day*.
The Dialectic has aligned for the Senator from Moscow, Havana, Managua...
*Formally Defender of the Fatherland Day.
Hot Air previews the Del Boca Vista* debate last night and discusses something we've been wondering about ourselves.
What if there's a brokered convention?
It's really possible, isn't it?
Fauxcahontas has the osteoporosis white ladies and the bicoastal elites locked up, though sadly not the Native Americans.
Bernie's got the socialists, the AOC types and the So-Bros.
People who think Biden is dropping out anytime soon are delusional becuase he's got the black vote and will roll up a hell of a lot of southern primaries, where blacks are usually at least half the Dem voters.
That's three solid voter constituencies and by extension, delegate blocks.
Do reader(s) see any of these people compromising? No. it's more likely they'll all bicker like an old couple and the wife's spinster sister arguing with the waiter that they're eligible for the Early Bird Special* even though it's after 6 PM.
We may very well have the treat of not only a brokered convention, but a deadlocked convention. You know what that means...
[Oh fuck no -Ed]
Oh fuck yes! Hillary! to the rescue!
Lords of Kobol, hear my prayer. I beg, I plead. Please.
*You know the drill, comment.
The Dems (first) debate is tonight. We think. We're not sure becuase we're not paying a lot of attention.
What's happening to Mayor Pete* is both fascinating and hilarious. The South Bend cops shot a black guy and black Dems are outraged, which just goes to show no matter how Woke you are you're never Woke enough.
That's just the first part of Pete's intersectional problem. Just wait until black Democrats find out Pete is gay.
Sorry Dems, Mayor Pete is a boutique candidate for white hipster Dems who may not be gay but wish they were.
Which is why in the Dems intersectional bitch fest, Elizabeth Warren will be the Dem's nominee. She's the ultimate compromise candidate, bland, boring, vanilla...Where voting for Hillary was like voting for your mother-in-law, voting for Pocahontas is like voting for the librarian, the English teacher, the assistant vice principal...the Church Lady.**
Dems nominating a white lady with a Blonde Dye-job would be...I dunno, you tell me guys.
*We're not taking the time to figure out how to spell his name.
**That's not fair, really. The Church Lady was a sympathetic character.
