The Beto has Landed

Failed senatorial candidate and fake Mexican Robert Francis O'Rourke is running for president.

It is impossible for us to improve upon Ben Shapiro's analysis of the man and the moment, and we urge our reader(s) to watch Shapiro's show in it's entirety.

What a douche.

Segway...Sepeaking of fakes, Shapiro, who has something approaching our own insight and clairvoyance**, noticed, as we had, that Bobby is the West Texas version of Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau. 

Justin has a fantastic pedigree, his mother was married to Canadian Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau, himself a great man in his own way,* while his father was a preeminent commie revolutionary and dictator.

*Just watch me.

**We've called the last two elections, people. Always trust content from Will.

Wither Robert Francis O'Rourke

We haven't said much about Robert Francis O'Rourke here of late becuase it's just too damn easy.* Also bashing Bobby is no fun. Bashing Elizabeth Warren (I, Trail of Tears), now that's fun. When one questions Warren's [fake] Cherokee ancestry, it really sets her out on the warpath.

Hotair makes a great point about the O'Rourke thing:

Out: Robert O’Rourke will lead Democrats to electoral success in Texas! In: Beto’s “authentically cool” value “transcends politics“! The media mythologizing of the three-term Congressman in over his head in a Texas Senate race continues apace today with this NBC hagiography masquerading as news. So what exactly does O’Rourke do that isn’t about elections and politics?

We're still doing this, Dems? We're still looking for someone who is Kennedyesque? We thought you already got that with failed president Barrack Hussein Obama.

We've always believed half the reason Jean Francois Kerry (S, France) got the Dem nomination in 2004 was because his initials are JFK and he rode around Vietnam in a small boat. Did you know he was in Vietnam? Kerry was the biggest asshole to run for president in our lifetime.

Your bicoastal elites can't get enough of these wirey, 'with it' cultural phenomenon types, can they? 

Young Millennial Democrats have no memory of JFK, or even W. They're not trying to recreate Barry so much as they're looking jealously north. Why can't they have their own Pierre Justin 'Trudeau'?**

So wither Robert Francis O'Rourke. Despite the media tongue bath (see CNN last night), he'll soon go the way of Texas Abortion Barbie. Heh, remember her?

*This week we learned that he tried to join the Democrat Hispanic Caucus. Get me a DNA test. I can't even...

**Pierre Trudeau was a great man, but Justin's real father is Fidel Castro.

***Mrs. Trudeau is a total babe. Check out that rack...

Shiny, Dem! Shiny!

The Clintons have had a stranglehold on the Democrat Party since 1992. Older readers will remember how desperate the Dems were that year to win. Younger readers will not appreciate that the GOP had won 5 of the last 6 presidential elections, 4 of those in landslides. So throughout the 1990's Dems were extremely loyal to Clinton and stuck by him through his sexual assault problems.

The Democrat Party would have been far better off if Rudy Giuliani had never gotten bladder cancer and withdrawn from the NY Senate race. You could see it in his eyes that night in 2000 after Hillary! was declared the winner, 'I'd have beaten the bitch'.

So the Clintons hung around, and around and around...starving other Democrats of oxygen. The Dems had no choice but to turn to the next shiny object. This of course was Barrack Hussein Obama.  After Barry Soetoro's Weather Underground inspired governance, the left turned absurdly to Bernie Sanders, who seemed new becuase he comes from the most isolated state in the Union, Vermont. Bernie is new if one thinks of Depression era NYC socialism is new.

Only a Millennial could think a 77 year old fossil is new.

Now Dems have turned to a pair of shiny objects. The first of these, is Texas congressman Robert Francis O'Rourke.* He's raising gobs of money but trailing Rafael Theodore  Cruz by eleven. Then there's Yorktown Height's own Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Ms. Venezuela.

In Bobby O'Rourke we have the technocratic bi-coastal elite. He may be from El Paso but Bobby-Francis attended Columbia, captained the Crew team and earned a BA in English Lit. You don't get much whiter than that. His ancestry is purely Irish and we bet he went to El Paso's Irish Catholic church**.  We want to know if he prefers Bushmill's or Jamesons.***

With Ms. Venezuela we have the clueless elite Millennial. She knows nothing other than what she see's on her phone. For her past is truly unknowable.  Which is why she's a socialist. We suspect she's read all the Harry Potter and Twilight books, and her favorite movie is LOTR. She probably likes the Star Wars prequels.

*Bobby renamed himself 'Beto', in which case I rename myself Lance Dickson.
**Traditionally, though not exclusively, in a Northeast town one finds an Irish Catholic Church (say St. Patrick's) and an Italian Catholic Church (say, St, Buenaventura). A good introduction to this divide is Sean Connery in The Untouchables 'You're running with the bloody Dego's!) or Maureen O'Hara in John Candy's Only the Lonely, 'Please tell me Jimmy, she's not Sicilian. You know what your father always said about Sicilians!')
***We drink either, but prefer Tullimore with good reason.