It is our understanding that the Millennial man's expectations for sex are/were seriously skewed by the availability of free porn in his formative years.
Hey, when I was a teenager I had to watch Cinemax, am I right, Gen X men?
Women have porn too, and The Federalist has a handy-dandy chart for identifying and categorizing the themes and tropes of women's porn.
As it happens I'm a widower, secretly next in line of succession to the throne of a small central European kingdom, with a bratty 13 year old figure-skating ice-princess of a daughter, I just hired a pretty-enough 28 year old figure skating coach, and we got snowed in at this lovely ski chalet.
Christ, this crap is really bad for women. We can't be, say, Cary Grant anymore than they an be [insert names of porn star here]* Ed would probably tell us that we want to name, like 20.
Bow-chica-wow-wow.
*Anyone mentioning Stormy Daniels in the comments gets banned.
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