Sunday, January 13, 2019

Wither Joe Lieberman (who?)

Or, how I lost everyone in the audience under 35 by Joe Lieberman, as told by William Stroock, Esq. etc. etc.

Former senator and failed vice presidential candidate Joe Lieberman (remember him?) has spoken.

The sop who specialized in furrowed brow stentorian speeches said that Alexandra Ocasio Cortez is not the future of the Democrat party.

Ms. Venezuela replied, 'New party. Who dis?'

Quite right, actually.

Joe Lieberman is sooooo 2000. The Lieberman moment was silly, really. After being nominated for veep he was running around saying, 'Only in America'. Of course Britain had a Jewish Prime Minister way back in the 19th century. 

Let's role play this, ya'll:

Answer: Gets Chinese and goes to the movies on Christmas.
Question: Who is Benjamin Disraeli, PM 1874-1880?

Answer: Referred to as, 'his old Jew' by Otto Von Bismarck.
Question: Who is Benjamin Disraeli, PM, 1874-1880?

Anyway, the Lieberman moment didn't last long. He was excommunicated by the Dems in 2006, defeated in his own primary for supporting victory in Iraq.

Lieberman existed mostly to give Algore a way to look like he was condemning Bill's serial sexual assault without actually condemning Bill's serial sexual assault. 

Lieberman's not even a Democrat. He has no future in the party.

No, the future of the Democrat Party is know-it-all, no-nothings like Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez, Rashida Tlaib, and Ilhan Omar*.

Also Juden hass.

*Married her brother.
I am Jewish, hear me roar

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