Senator Warren has Big Medicine

Via Hotair this is absolutely hilarious. 

It turns out that Senator Elizabeth Warren (I, Little Bighorn) is 1/1024th Native American.

Longtime reader(s) will recall that we posted our own DNA test here last year and it confirmed what we already knew. We're about half Ashkenazi Jew, with a lot of English/Scottish in there, some kraut, and a wee bit of French.

Bizarrely, Warren claims vindication.

Recall that this woman pointed to her high cheek bones as proof of being Native American.

The Cherokee people are not amused.

It's as if we claimed being good with money made us Jewish. 

Actually, in this neighborhood the Indians (as is Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom- not Wounded Knee) think it's true. We were once told by a Chinamen that our people were expert financiers. Goldman-Saks anybody?

Oh Elizabeth Warren, this one goes out to you. Don't ever change, half-breed.