Fun with Polls...

...Or, these people are fucking nuts*:

New NBC/WSJ national Dem WH poll

Sanders 27%
Biden 26%
Warren 15%
Bloomberg 9%
Buttigieg 7%
Klobuchar 5%
Yang 4%
Steyer 2%
Gabbard 2%
Patrick 1%

— Steve Kornacki (@SteveKornacki) January 31, 2020

At this point we guess the important question is where does Biden's support go once he joins Bernie Sanders in having some kind of serious medical event. This blog is betting on a stroke. Needlessly snarky? Sure. Mean? Ok. Possible? The wise observer would put the chances of Ugly Kid Joe stroking out at one in three. One in three are the chances of a brokered convention. These are also the chances Hillary! is the nominee. In her own words she 'feels the urge'.

For 20 years the Dems have been telling themselves that demography is destiny and it is their destiny to be America's natural ruling party for the next generation. Instead they're gonna nominate some aging white geezer with health issues. In 2020 if your candidate has vague memories of the Second World War, they're too old.

*Said in exactly the same tone and cadence as Inspector Gadget's 'This message will self destruct'.

Fauxcahontas to Dad: Drop Dead

No wampum for you.

If reader(s)haven't already seen it, go over to Hotair and watch a father confront Elizabeth Warren (S-Oklahoma Reservation) over forgiving student loans.

Dad: Am I going to get my money back?

Fauxcahontas: Of course not.

And she laughed.

Remember, job-holding, tax-paying law-abiding, patriotic Americans, the Democrat Party hates your guts.

Ben Shapiro (PBUH) spends a lot of time excoriating Warren and he is right to do so. She's a baaaaaaaad person. Hillary level bad. At least she doesn't practice Arkancide, so that's something.

If there is a god or any kind of justice under the sky this will seal the fake little Indian's fate and define her legacy.

Tribal Council v Politboro

So Elizabeth Warren (D, Magollon Rim) says Bernie Sanders (C, Moscow) told her a chick will never be president. When Bernie denied it, Liz accused him of calling her a liar.

Elizabeth Warren is a liar.

This sets up an interesting conflict and conservatives should just layback, let it happen, and enjoy themselves.

Between them Liz and Bernie represent about 60 % of the Democrat base. Warren is the darling of the bi-costal elite. She is by, of and for them, a hyper educated white woman of privilege with lots of policy ideas and money. No wonder the media loves Warren. 

Bernie is of course an old fashioned 1930s era commie beloved by AOC and the rest of the commies in the Democrat Party.  These people loath the Dem establishment and seek to replace it. AOC is already raising money and running candidates against establishment Dems. We think this looming battle has serious repercussions.

Hillary 2020: Now's Her Time!

Well, Ukraine Joe is finished. The poor old fool just doesn't know it yet. And Bernie Sanders is the victim of either high cholesterol or attempted Arkancide.

[Oh, you....-Ed]

I kid, I kid.

[No you don't-Ed].

Elizabeth Warren, the Dems most viable Woman of Color, is the clear, undisputed front runner. 

[Yaaaawwwwwnnnn….zzzzzzzz oh, sorry, what?-Ed]

The question remains, where will all the Bernie Bro and Ukraine Joe voters go?

Now is the time for Hillary! to enter the race and save the Democrats from themselves! 

Think about it. Those Biden voters will naturally gravitate to Hillary, especially the African Americans, and she might be able to  peel off everyone else's support, Buttigieg, Robert Francis, etc etc. One percent here, and one percent there will add up.

Hillary, a desperate party awaits. It's your turn.

Warren Rises, Democrats Wither

In every election there's a candidate the media class loves but normal Americans couldn't care less about.

Bruce Babbitt was that candidate in 1988, Paul Tsongas in 1992, Bill Bradley in 2000. We've just sent younger reader(s) on a Google hunt, which tells you all you need to know about those guys.

This year that candidate is Elizabeth Warren. She is of the elite, of course, being a college prof.  She's an urban dweller with all the right and proper attitudes. And she has ideas. Warren is a real policy wonk, and the media class love that crap. Good slogans win elections, not policy papers on indexing social security increases to inflation.

These candidates are always peripheral and go nowhere.

The problem for the Democrat Party is that Warren is the most viable candidate in a field filled with freaks, weirdos, man-children, geezers, NARCs and Jews.

And since Warren excites the media, the media excites her right back. It's all very mutual. Warren's other constituency are women of a certain age. She's got the osteoporosis crowd locked up. Also fake Indians.

Dems to America: Drop Dead

Via Instapundit, here's the Dems promising to ban all the things, and here's the Dems promising to tell us all what and how to eat.

In case reader(s) were wondering, the Dems hate meat.

Who wants to watch a clip of Bernie calling for the mass abortion of black and brown babies? As the great P.J. O'Rourke once said, population control, way too much of you, just enough of me.

And then Joe Biden bled out his eyeball.

The CNN 'climate change' town hall was a disaster for Democrats.

These people are all out of their freakin' minds and they hate your guts.

The election will hinge upon Democrats being able to win back the white working class voters that went for Obama twice but voted for Trump. Yet the Dems are catering to bi-coastal hipster-douchebags and elites with a lot of education and great taste in wine and fa grois.

The race was over before it really began.  

via Legal Insurrection

Return of the Revenge of HIllary!

By now you've all seen the polls showing Biden, Bernie and Fauxcahontas in a three way tie. The other day Mark Steyn (PBUH) said that Biden wouldn't even make it to Iowa and New Hampshire.

This blog thinks he'll hang on through the southern primaries as he has a tonne* black support and these are the states that have the most black Democrats.

Wither Bobby Francis, wither Kamala the Narc.

A race that was supposedly filled with wonderful candidates and great ideas is coming down to an old white guy, an old Jew socialist**, and a fake dime store Indian.

This blog expects Warren will soon move into the lead and stay there.

How underwhelming. 

Which brings us to this piece by Richard K. Davis at The American Thinker who echoes something this blog has been insisting upon since 2017. Behold:

Hillary Clinton, the Ma Barker of American politics, is still out hustling, still staying one step ahead of the law as she tries to weasel her way into the presidential sweepstakes. She says she isn’t running in 2020, but, as we know too well, truth is a fungible commodity to a Clinton. The signs don’t look good.***

There's talk of fundraisers and a looming book release.

Oh fuck no. 

Crazy you say? A bad idea? Really? When was the last time Hillary! showed good judgement on anything?

We'll wait...

*look at me, English spellings.
**The Democrat Party of Ilhan Omar is not going to nominate a Jew
*** Follow us: @AmericanThinker on Twitter | AmericanThinker on Facebook

Warren to America: This isn't Funny

We didn't watch the debates. We never watch debates. We can't. We won't.

At The Daily Caller, a hilarious clip of Elizabeth Warren (D-Foxwoods Casino). 'This is funny!' she admonishes. 

Oh my god...she sounds exactly like the assistant vice principal scolding you for laughing at a prank you pulled.

This blog believes Fauxcahontas* will be the eventual nominee. Going forward it's going to be tough choosing between Indian jokes and mother-in-law jokes.

Warren's policy wonkery will put people to sleep, her bearing and tone of voice will drive men away by the millions. Gender gap Dems -12 with men at least.

*White man trade big wampum, squa, firewater, thunder-stick. Hail to the Redskins...Hail victory.

30 % Sane means 70 % Nuts

Two polls out in recent days show Biden holding on to his 30%  with Warren, Bernie and Willie Brown's girlfriend each garnering 15%.

Mayor Pete, the 5th piece of the Dems' Intersectional pentagram gets about 5%. Rainbow dollars do not translate into votes. Their just aren't enough of them. We insist Julian Castro will have his moment.

Biden's shows us exactly what percent of the Democrat Party is sane. These are the desperate, the scared, the panicked. We bet there's a lot of old Dems in the Biden 30, people who remember when the GOP won 5 of 6 presidential elections and had a lock on California. They're scared and they're supporting Biden because he's the closest they can get to Bill or JFK. 

Biden 2020's Bob Dole.

The math is not good for Biden. Of course our academic training is history, not mathematics, but we've run the numbers and if Fauxcocahontas, Bernie, and Harris combine they trounce Biden 45-30.

Someone is going to find something else Biden did or said and the race will come down to the socialist trinity. Sorry Bernie, but you're not going anywhere in Ilhan Omar's Democrat party. Soon enough the rest of the losers, we're looking at Bobby Francis, our own Corey Booker*, are going to drop out. 

So it's going to come down Liz and Kam.

We can't decide what kind of joke to go with here so we'll just leave it alone.

*Fiercely heterosexual, as Ace likes to say. Remember, Ace is always right. There's no excuse for not reading AoS everyday.

Warren on the Warpath

Via the famed Des Moines Register more evidence supporting our theory that Elizabeth Warren (D-Little Big Horn) is this year's John Kerry:

Twenty-four percent of Iowa’s likely Democratic caucus goers say former vice president Biden is their first choice for president. Sanders, a Vermont senator, is the first choice for 16% of poll respondents, while Warren, a Massachusetts senator, and Buttigieg, mayor of South Bend, Indiana, are at 15% and 14% respectively. 

The Joe Biden candidacy has always been a fantasy. He's old. He's white. He likes chicks. And he's been in politics long enough to oppose desegregation and talk about 'negros' in his speeches.

At best he's this year's Bob Dole.

Warren's been working her atsee* off. 

[Atsee?-Ed]

Navajo for tail.

[Dayum...Troll Level: Superior-Ed]

Warren has policy chops and aligns perfectly with Democrat catechism in every way. She can check at least one diversity box. She's a chick, after all, and we fully expect the big chief to revert to calling herself a POC. If I were Lizzy (wait for it) I'd seriously consider coming out later this year. Why not?

Pocahontas brings Big Medicine to Primary

Over at RCP, we see a bevy of polls showing Senator Elizabeth Warren (I-Foxwoods) getting between 5 and 10 percent of the vote.

We are reminded of the 2004 Democrat field in which Jean Francois Kerry (S-FR) steadily polled in single digits right up until he won Iowa and New Hampshire. Of course Macron's soul sister went on to capture the Dem nomination.

In this gigantic wigwam of candidates, we believe Pocahontas will break through. She has the policy chops and is riding hard on the warpath.

Senator Pocahontas

So Elizabeth Warren (Cherokee, Trail of Tears) announced she is running for president.

I have many reservations about this.*

Ha! Thanks folks, I'll be here all week with a matinee on Thursday.

Me White Man, trade big Wampum. You bring big medicine to pow-wow.

*[You ripped that from Jack Posobiec-Ed].

Get me a DNA test for Virginia Ancestry

Senator Elizabeth Warren (I, Foxwoods Casino) is just about the whitest person in America. At .009 percent  she's actually less Native American then your average white American.

Note, European and other foreign readers, most Americans whose families have been here for any time, certainly those that came in the 19th century or before, like to think there's some Native American ancestry in there someplace.

We know for a fact that on our mum's side we've had family here since the 17th century and figured there must be an American Indian in the fuel supply. We were greatly disappointed and a bit surprised by our 23andMe test that showed no Native American heritage.

Alert reader(s) know we're Jewish, 47.4 percent as it turns out. The other half, our mum's half is pure European. One half of that side is almost all Scotch-Irish, as it's called here in America. These were English and Scotsmen who got a land-grant from Orange Billy after the Battle of the Boyne in 1690. These are the Thompsons (our middle name), the Beatties and if you can believe it, the Bulls. That side of the family bugged out of Ireland to the New York Colony in the 1750s. We know this for a fact and have the records to prove it. 

We were Tories during the American Rebellion.

The other half of that side of the family came from eastern England in the 17th century, settled in Virginia, and then in the mid-18th century headed west and put down roots in Kentucky, where they still reside. These are the Thomassons and the Henrys. That is, the Henrys originally from Virginia as in the Henrys of Virginia....anyone know where this is headed?

Family lore has it we are descended from Patrick Henry*, as in Patrick, 'Give me liberty or give me death...These are the times that try men's souls' Henry.  It's plausible. 

So maybe we are descended from Patrick Henry. Or maybe someone decided, hey, we're Henrys from Virginia, we must be related to Patrick Henry.

I dunno.

Our point is someone in Senator Warren's family (I, Battle of the Rosebud) figured, hey, were in Oklahoma, there's gotta be some Cherokee in there, right? Right?

Thanks to her DNA test Warren knows that, from a factual standpoint, she's gone off the reservation.

No wonder she's on the warpath...sorry, we can't stop!

*Totally wrong about the French Revolution.

A Very Special Tuesday Tally for Senator Warren

So we contacted Senator Elizabeth Warren (I, Wounded Knee) and asked for her favorite Native American themed movies.

[Narrator: No, you didn't]

The following is a list of such films directly from the Senator:

[Narrator: No, it isn't]

The Searchers (1956): A brilliant John Ford Film and the greatest Western ever made. Anyone who thinks the Duke couldn't act should see the contempt his Ethan has for everyone else and his pure hatred for the Red Man. 

Senator Warren said she related to Ethan's sidekick,  the half-breed Marty.

Jeremiah Johnson (1972): How many ways can you kill an Indian? Trapping in the Rockies, Robert Redford is going to find out. You know, some moron wanted to make this film on a sound stage.

Senator Warren said she was rooting for the Crow and Blackfoot tribes the entire time.

Geronimo, an American Legend (1993): This film portrays the plight of Native Americans without being preachy. It also does an excellent job showing the quandary faced by the US Army.

Senator Warren said that for the first time, she understood how tough it was to be a US Cavalrymen.

Rio Grande (1950): John Wayne plays a career army officer married to a southern woman. During Sherman's March he had to torch his wife's family estate.

Senator Warren remarked that being 1/1024 Native American, she related to John Wayne's duel identity. She also enjoyed the native chanting, which really took her back to her roots.

[Narrator: In the faculty lounge?]

F Troop (1965-1967): a comedic romp through the old west, Senator Warren said if you can't laugh at yourself, you can you ever really laugh. She followed both Pale Face and Redskin.

Senator Warren also graciously told us about her favorite heavy metal song, Iron Maiden's 'Run to the Hills'. She quoted the opening verse with great reverence for her tribal ancestors:

White man came
across the sea
he brought us pain
and misery

Senator Warren has Big Medicine

Via Hotair this is absolutely hilarious. 

It turns out that Senator Elizabeth Warren (I, Little Bighorn) is 1/1024th Native American.

Longtime reader(s) will recall that we posted our own DNA test here last year and it confirmed what we already knew. We're about half Ashkenazi Jew, with a lot of English/Scottish in there, some kraut, and a wee bit of French.

Bizarrely, Warren claims vindication.

Recall that this woman pointed to her high cheek bones as proof of being Native American.

The Cherokee people are not amused.

It's as if we claimed being good with money made us Jewish. 

Actually, in this neighborhood the Indians (as is Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom- not Wounded Knee) think it's true. We were once told by a Chinamen that our people were expert financiers. Goldman-Saks anybody?

Oh Elizabeth Warren, this one goes out to you. Don't ever change, half-breed.

Into any room he walks, Trump is the smartest man

So the other day President Trump called Senator Elizabeth Warren (C-Stalingrad) Pocahontas. What a maroon. Everyone knows she's Fauxcahontas. She's as Native American as we are, and as noted before, we don't got no Native American in the fuel supply, despite numerous attempts to find some.

How, White Man. Me likum squa. Trade big magic.

[Now was that really necessary?-Ed]

Yes, yes it was.

[Jerk-Ed].

Anyhoo.... Everyone thought President Trump screwed up on that one. We didn't. Trump does not screw up. Trump moves form victory to victory. Don't believe me? Well watch this:

Oh, by the way, while the depraved sex-lunatics in the media were focusing on Trump reminding us all that Elizabeth Warren is the whitest of white fake Indians, he was gutting Warren's own Consumer Financial Protection Bureau.

Then he goes and Tweets this:

Somehow this tragic event slipped our consciousness, much like Joe Scarborough.

According to reports the intern slipped and whacked her head on a table.

We have footage right here:

Now if this scene didn't immediately come to mind then you're reading the wrong blog.

[What the fuck, man. What. The. Fuck.-Ed]

Trump's war against the media continues unabated, from victory to victory. It's almost like the Civil War,  and Trump is Sherman.

March on.