Warren on the Warpath

Via the famed Des Moines Register more evidence supporting our theory that Elizabeth Warren (D-Little Big Horn) is this year's John Kerry:

Twenty-four percent of Iowa’s likely Democratic caucus goers say former vice president Biden is their first choice for president. Sanders, a Vermont senator, is the first choice for 16% of poll respondents, while Warren, a Massachusetts senator, and Buttigieg, mayor of South Bend, Indiana, are at 15% and 14% respectively. 

The Joe Biden candidacy has always been a fantasy. He's old. He's white. He likes chicks. And he's been in politics long enough to oppose desegregation and talk about 'negros' in his speeches.

At best he's this year's Bob Dole.

Warren's been working her atsee* off. 

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Navajo for tail.

[Dayum...Troll Level: Superior-Ed]

Warren has policy chops and aligns perfectly with Democrat catechism in every way. She can check at least one diversity box. She's a chick, after all, and we fully expect the big chief to revert to calling herself a POC. If I were Lizzy (wait for it) I'd seriously consider coming out later this year. Why not?