Dems to America: Everyone Loves a Lecture

House Judiciary Chair Jerold Nadler, (Gastropod, Mos Eisley) has released his witness list for Wednesday's impeachment hearing. This, we assure reader(s), is not a joke:

WITNESS LIST: The Impeachment Inquiry into President Donald J. Trump: Constitutional Grounds for Presidential Impeachment.

Wednesday, December 4, 10 am EST.

Watch it live here: https://t.co/JSeXBZUvTN pic.twitter.com/rRT6qsiNrr

— House Judiciary Dems (@HouseJudiciary) December 2, 2019

You're reading that right,  a quartet of college professors and legal analysts will open the Judiciary Committee hearings.

Now we might find this interesting. After all we're a former college professor and one of the foremost public thinkers of Bridgewater, New Jersey. But most normal people will tune to Judge Judy.

Back in the day, when students fell asleep in our class, due to hangovers, not bordeom mind you*, we'd throw erasers at them. But what do you do when a Congressman nods off?

At this point we really thinkg San Fran Botoxic Nan just wants this thing to go away.

*Our ratings are superb.