The Dem's Monday

Let's review the Dems' day, shall we?

They wake up to see Trump standing at 51% in the Rasmussen. Then they conduct an 'impeachment' hearing that to be kind, was boring, silly, stupid, and farcical. To be unkind, it was fucking retarded. In the afternoon the IG's FISA report came out, confirming everything Trump and the GOP has said about the corrupt FISA warrants. An hour later AG William Barr and Special Council John Durham tweeted out a screen cap from Toombstone showing Kurt Russell, Sam Elliot, Bill Paxton and Val Kilmer walking slowly toward the camera as a gallows burns behind them. And finally, polling shows Trump wiping out all Democrat presidential contenders in Wisconsin.

Today Democrat pustule Jerold Nadler (D-Dr. Pimple Popper) will introduce two articles of impeachment. At this point it's a race. Can  the Dems vote the articles through before House support for them collapses?

Dems to America: Everyone Loves a Lecture

House Judiciary Chair Jerold Nadler, (Gastropod, Mos Eisley) has released his witness list for Wednesday's impeachment hearing. This, we assure reader(s), is not a joke:

WITNESS LIST: The Impeachment Inquiry into President Donald J. Trump: Constitutional Grounds for Presidential Impeachment.

Wednesday, December 4, 10 am EST.

Watch it live here: https://t.co/JSeXBZUvTN pic.twitter.com/rRT6qsiNrr

— House Judiciary Dems (@HouseJudiciary) December 2, 2019

You're reading that right,  a quartet of college professors and legal analysts will open the Judiciary Committee hearings.

Now we might find this interesting. After all we're a former college professor and one of the foremost public thinkers of Bridgewater, New Jersey. But most normal people will tune to Judge Judy.

Back in the day, when students fell asleep in our class, due to hangovers, not bordeom mind you*, we'd throw erasers at them. But what do you do when a Congressman nods off?

At this point we really thinkg San Fran Botoxic Nan just wants this thing to go away.

*Our ratings are superb.

Nancy's Kobayashi Maru

By our count four House Dems have said they wouldn't vote to impeach. Eighteen have to defect in order for the vote to fail. The polls look awful for impeachment. Just wait till the public sees Jerold Nadler* (D-Crispy Cream) conduct impeachment hearings. As time advances the polls will look awfuller. 

San Fran Botoxic Nan is quite capable of losing a House majority. She ordered moderate House Dems to do a Kamikaze in support of the now failed Obamacare in 2010. Will she do the same now? Will they look at the lesson of 2010 and obey?

Back off Impeachment and the rabid, slobbering base will storm the Hill, and censure ain't gonna get the job done. Pursue impeachment and moderate voters will throw out moderate Dems. She's in the Kobayashi Maru and has no way to re program the computer.

*Second worst Jew in America.

Fun with the Left...

...or why Trump will win.

Congress-cretin Joaquin Castro doxxes Trump donors in San Antonio.

Kamala Harris wants to send cops to take away people's guns.*

Jerold Nadler** is trying to get his pudgy, sausage fingered hands on Brett Kavanaugh's White House papers, W's White House...WTF is that even about?

A leftist mob showed up at Mitch McConnell's house.

*Just a couple of 'red flags-ha!' we can foresee there... 

**We might promote him over Schumer to Worst Jew in America, baruch hashm.