Dems to America: Everyone Loves a Lecture

House Judiciary Chair Jerold Nadler, (Gastropod, Mos Eisley) has released his witness list for Wednesday's impeachment hearing. This, we assure reader(s), is not a joke:

WITNESS LIST: The Impeachment Inquiry into President Donald J. Trump: Constitutional Grounds for Presidential Impeachment.

Wednesday, December 4, 10 am EST.

Watch it live here: https://t.co/JSeXBZUvTN pic.twitter.com/rRT6qsiNrr

— House Judiciary Dems (@HouseJudiciary) December 2, 2019

You're reading that right,  a quartet of college professors and legal analysts will open the Judiciary Committee hearings.

Now we might find this interesting. After all we're a former college professor and one of the foremost public thinkers of Bridgewater, New Jersey. But most normal people will tune to Judge Judy.

Back in the day, when students fell asleep in our class, due to hangovers, not bordeom mind you*, we'd throw erasers at them. But what do you do when a Congressman nods off?

At this point we really thinkg San Fran Botoxic Nan just wants this thing to go away.

*Our ratings are superb.

Is this it? Is this all you can do?

As we suspected would happen, the Dem's impeachment theatre hearing was at once a dud and disastrous.

As the great Tucker Carlson said, this is too stupid to continue.

On the Senate side, Mitch McConnel is daring the Dems to go through with it. Cocaine Mitch snorts coke and spends 6-8 weeks subpoenaing Joe Biden, Hunter Biden, Hilary Clinton...and he's all out of coke.

State Department flunkies George Kent and Bill Taylor were terrifying. News flash, Foggy Bottom flunkies: the Cold War is over, Ukraine is not an important ally, and we shouldn't be trying to get Crimea back for them.

Oh...and Ruth Bader Ginsburg missed oral arguments becuase she's down with a stomach bug. RBG won't be making any rulings where she's going. You're goddamn right we're gonna be a macabre prick about it.