Wednesday Whip Around

We have no insights into last night's GOP races other than Mehmet Oz....great (that's sarcastic). You really think you want Trump back, don't you?

As Mr. Trump said during The Apprentice days, take risks. We took a risk with The Great Nuclear War of 1975 and here are the results. Read the reviews, Motherfuckers. The book did exactly what we wanted it to do. The book is what we thought it was!* Readers use words like depressing, sad, bleak, holocaust, devastation. The Great Nuclear War of 1975 has 200 overall ratings in 10 weeks. We are among the best there is at what we do. We are a Titan. 

Hmmm....not one review has mentioned 75's British submarine adventure in the Falklands. 

Well, well, look what the Israelis are planning: 'For the first time, the Israeli Air Force will practice for a widescale strike in Iran later this month, during the military’s major Chariots of Fire exercise, The Times of Israel has learned.' Chariots of Fire is a Biblical reference, not a call back to the 1981 film, thank God. Reminder, the Israelis always come up with cool sounding names for their military ops, Cast Lead, Ten Plagues etc etc. 

This blog maintains that Iran's nuclear program is one big bluff. Think of what we know about Israeli sabotage ops. Now imagine what we don't know. The Imams are right. The Jew is clever. 

Goddamn it. This was two minutes from my house: 'Stars of the AMC drama Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul will be making a stop in Bridgewater to promote their mezcal brand Dos Hombres. The meet-and-greet and in-store signing will take place in Bridgewater at Wegmans, 724 Route 202 South on May 17 from 2:45 to 3:30 p.m.' Science Bitch!

The final Kenobi trailer. We have zero faith in this project. 'Look! That guy from Star Wars Rebels! This looks like all content and no story. Another season of The Mandalorian is in the offing too. That should be hard to fuck up. Then again, Star Wars should be hard to fuck up, but two different organizations have been doing just that for 25 years. 

Third time's the charm for the XFL?: 'NEW YORK – May 17, 2022 – The XFL today announced a new, global multi-year agreement with The Walt Disney Company (“TWDC”) and ESPN, which includes exclusive broadcast rights for all gameday content, tentpole events and more, for its upcoming 2023 season through 2027.' We watched half a season of the XFL's first iteration in 2000 before we realized it sucked. Covid ended the second try. We didn't need to hear the coaches' gobbledygook, and we don't gamble, so those gimmicks didn't work for us. But it's not my money, so why not?

*Reference.