Sunday, August 28, 2022

Will's Good Idea at the Beach for 8/28/02 and Neither does Joe

I am at a restaurant oft frequented by the Stroocks during Long Beach Island vacations. Like many other restaurants, this one has drastically cut down its menu post-Fauci. It's a bit disappointing. The 21-year-old server is flirting with me. Unfortunately, that server is a dude. Which is also a bit disappointing.

Welcome to Stroock's Books at the beach, brought to you by Stroock's Books and sponsored by [query for endorsement opportunities]. The weather looks to be lovely all week. Our sister is down here with her brood as well. Given age ranging from 22 to 9, this may be the last time the cousins are at LBI together. An era, begun in 2000 with the birth of the first cousin (named for our Louisianna raised unreconstructed grandmother), is coming to an end. 

In other Jersey Shore news, an Ocean Grove Methodist organization is building a pier in the shape of a cross. Resident Doug Grote has protested. Doug Grote is a former Presbyterian (figures) pastor. In Judaism we have a term for this, the self-hating Jew. Reader(s) may draw their own conclusions. Alternate headline: 'Former Presbyterian pastor (figures) protests his faith.' Yawn....protest a crescent. The article spends a few paragraphs talking about Christian Nationalism. What's wrong with Christian Nationalists? This Jew would rather be amongst Christian Nationalists than god-hating communists and Nazis.* Psst...it was the later that gave us a hundred million corpses in the 20th century.

What are the Jews up to? The Times of Israel reports, 'Mossad chief David Barnea will travel to Washington next week as part of Israel’s intensifying efforts to shape the emerging nuclear agreement between Iran and world powers, which in its current form both Barnea and senior government figures have lambasted as a bad deal.' A second deal.  This is going to happen. Fools. At least Chamberlain only appeased Hitler once. Damn fools. There will be war. 

Mrs. Stroock was watching her Phillies and Eagles last night. Being more or less in the Philly media market, we saw some Pennsylvania senate race ads. Oz touts his bio, inflation and crime, slams Shrek as a radical. Shrek calls Oz 'Doc Hollywood' and calls him a carpetbagger. 

Carpetbagger talk doesn't work. Don't believe me, believe Senator Rick Lazio, oh you can't because in 2000 he kept calling Hillary! a carpetbagger and lost. Huh, what's that guy doing now? Bobby Kennedy was a carpetbagging little rat who owed his status to big brother and his bootlegging daddy and still beat incumbent Kenith Keating in 1964. The only Republican vote our Kentucky born grandmother ever cast... 

Ideas? We have none.

*Don't start. Hitler hated god. 

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