Monarchists, Jews and Joe

Good morning, Stroock's Books Commonwealth. See what I did there? 

Anti-Monarchists have been saying the monarch's death will be the end of the Monarchy since George III. The Monarchy isn't going anywhere.

They sat Joe and his day nurse 14 rows back. A slight? Or just Royal etiquette? Who knows? Americans may take solace in the fact that we did not elect this man.

Let's get Jewey. The Jerusalem Post reports, 'A vast majority of Jews in Israel (70%) don't accept that someone can be Jewish by patrilineal descent, according to a newly released poll by the Israel Democracy Institute (IDI).' This isn't hard people. If you're mother ain't Jewish, you ain't Jewish, unless you converted. Without looking, we're sure the 26% of Jews who disagree are Reform Jews who think Jewish is an 'ethnicity' and really love Woody Allen films. 

Baseball is run by stupid, small minded men. Quote The New York Post: 'Aaron Judge is the biggest thing in baseball and is having one of the historic seasons in the game’s history. But does he have enough power to save MLB from streaming? We are about to find out, because with Judge at 59 homers, he is staring at a Friday and Apple TV+ exclusive stream of the Yankees-Red Sox game with potentially historic implications. ' Judge's record breaking homeruns may not be available on free TV or even cable/sat. It's been 35 years since the last day World Series game, Twins vs Cardinals. We watched it. Each year baseball's audience gets just a little starter. The new batch of stadiums seat fewer people than the last. 

What Will's watching, Evil in Ohio. One of those Deschanel gals plays a just pretty enough middle-aged woman with a good looking husband who cooks, two perfect teenaged daughters, a nice house with a really cool kitchen, and great a career. She likes drinking wine from those gigantic glasses. We had hoped for a chick version of Mind Hunter. Instead, within five minutes one of the cute daughters was gabbing with her gay besty. We turned it off and switched to Mind Hunter. 0/4

We totally spaced on Monday Metal on Monday. I dunno. We haven't been listening to anything interesting lately. Keeping pace with recent events, let's get British. Oley, oley, oley...Maiden...Maiden....(Queen would have been too obvious).