Friday Fek All

The cleaning lady was impressed with the revamped master bedroom closet. 

We had decent back to back days at the gym, though the second day was a touch on the lackadaisical side. Maybe we need a short break followed by a change in the regimen? Yesterday one of the tellys was showing the U.S. Women's Soccer League draft. Man, there were some major babes there. 

What Will's Watching: Madoff. We'd never heard of Madoff till the Financial Crisis. Jesus, we had no idea. We thought Bernie Madoff was some kind of shady backroom dealer operating out of a fake PO Box, not a respected Wall Street titan. Lesson, the entire system here failed. Wall Street, the banks, the SEC which investigated Madoff numerous times and came away saying, 'Nothing untoward here. Give Madoff five stars.' Jesus. Also, we're watching The Banshees of Inisherin. So Fek.

Read this report on Jew hating George Washington University professor Lara Sheehi. We frankly don't know what to do any more about the wanton Jew hatred on the left and in the Democrat Party. We walk around wearing an Israel cap. We wear Israel T-shirts to the gym. A decade ago at Raritan Valley Community College we held our very own pro-Israel rally. The bastards tried to shut me down. I wouldn't let them. Hell of a lot of good it did. 

We heard Harry's book has already sold over a million copies here in the US. We took Oldest Daughter to Barnes and Noble yesterday and looked at the jacket, $36 bucks. We going to assume Harry's taking 30%, that would be about right. Wow. Remember, Harry probably got a huge signing bonus too. Hey, publishers, I'll write a sappy, whiney memoir for a whole lot less. Click here for Ben Shapiro's review. 

Commercial Break. Rest in peace, Lisa Marie Presley. We saw this commercial in 1988 when we were 15 and thought she was sooooo hot. Now we think it's mom that's....