Friday Fem Out

We had excellent back-to-back days at the gym. Could we start doing three days in a row? We like to alternate the rope pulley and rowing machine. And when doing strength training the body needs in between days. But there's no reason we couldn't go to the gym on a third day and do cardio, treadmill, bike, stair master (which is an absolute bitch) and elliptical. We must dwell upon this. 

A lot of French traffic of late. We'll have to check our French sales....nope. Drop us a line guys. We went to Paris in 2018, the people and city were wonderful to us. Vive la France!

Back at the new old coffeeshop this morning. As we write this a couple of businessmen are talking about business and baseball. Are they with the Somerset Patriots or something? No mom gaggle today. Darn it. 

The New York Post reports: 'A furious Poppy Harlow walked off the “CNN This Morning” set following a tense exchange with [Don] Lemon after he said the GOP presidential candidate was “not in her prime,” according to sources with knowledge of the situation.' Poppy was exactly as mad as she would have been if Lemon had left the toilet seat up* or not let her finish talking about her day or something. Storming off set is so female. 

Don Lemon, or Don Le Mon for you Tucker fans, is a misogynist, a gay misogynist. Why else would he slam Nikki Haley in this way? We've seen Lemon's kind before. Remember Andrew Sullivan, who spent a year obsessing over Sarah Palin's uterus? Beautiful women like Palin are competition for the really cute guys, and Palin was married to a blue color man who raced dogs for fun. As we once heard a female commenter remark about Todd Palin, 'He's totally hot.' Don has the day off today, by the way.

Nikki Haley is right on principle when she says pols over 75 need cognition tests. But this doesn't go far enough. As part of the Stroock's Books overhaul of American politics (including a limit to nine terms in the house and three in the senate), we'd mandate that no politician over 75 can serve. That's right, you have to resign on your 75th birthday. Has anyone seen the senate lately? Jesus. 

Segue...and speaking of...you see what those bastards did to John Fetterman? He's checked in for clinical depression. They ran the man into the ground. That woman, Mrs. Fetterman...well a few comparisons and words come to mind, but we'll just keep them to ourselves. 

We looked up clinical depression symptoms and all we can say is Yikes. We just went down the list, checking off symptoms like we were admitting transgressions on Yom Kippur. Yep, uh-huh, had that, that too,...that's the one. We're a stone cold expert on this subject. We've never checked in and would have brained anyone who tried to make us. Yes, many of the symptoms are contradictory, yin and yang, like not being able to sleep or sleeping too much. Ah, Listlessness....One of the reasons we're so obsessed with work and keeping busy to this day. Gym time is the best anti-depressant we know. 

*Sorry, girls. The natural and proper position of the toilet seat is up not down.