In Which Will goes the full Charlton Heston

I have returned Masalla...sorry, wrong Charlton Heston movie. Pharoah, let me people go! 

We had a perfectly good seder last night. And then a valve in our water heater failed, flooding the utility room. Fortunately, we have family staying in the basement who noticed the water coming across the floor. The flood could have been so much worse. Hah, a flood on Passover. Update: new water heater!

And we woke up at 5 AM with a gout attack; left ankle. We are hydrated, full of cherry juice and dosed with colchicine. We're gimpy. 

Speaking of seders, the Jerusalem Post tells us: 'For years, a growing number of Jews have issued the same public request ahead of Passover: Christians, please don’t hold your own seders glorifying Jesus.' Okay we have heard of Christians holding seders to better understand The Olde Testament, people of the book and all. But as the article notes, the modern version of the seder comes after Jesus, who would not have had to intone, 'Next year in Jerusalem.' Also, there should be no bread at a seder. 

The article goes on to note, 'Those posts have sparked backlash from Jews who describe them as an affront. In 2020, Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg tweeted, “Jesus didn’t have a seder, Christianity is not Judaism, please respect us and our traditions.”' Lighten up. What happens if a bunch of well meaning Christians hold a seder? Will the clouds part, will a bolt of lightning smite them? Okay maybe. Times like these we should ask, What Would Charlton Heston do? 

Like a moron we looked to see what time Ben Shapiro was coming on today. 

On Gab, an account called Exotic India Art has followed us. The account has tonnes of Indian art, Shiva, Ganesh all beautifully rendered...and on Passover too. Maybe Charlton Heston will smite us. 

Sticking with blasphemies and abominations...Stroock's Books reader(s) already knew Bud Light is gay, now so is Nike. Take it away New York Post: 'Nike on Wednesday became the latest big name company to face pushback from social media users for partnering with transgender activist Dylan Mulvaney. Mulvaney unveiled [his]*paid partnership with Nike in several posts to Instagram on Wednesday, where [he]* wore some of the company’s activewear, including pants and a sports bra.' 

Click on through and reader(s) will see that man prancing about like a little girl playing dress up. Our second pro-tip of the day. We see many, many women at the gym. None of them act like this. They're just as focused and determined as men while working out and they don't act like Dylan Mulvaney. This is...a bad Richard Simmons impersonation. 

Representative Marjorie Taylor Green on New York City. We agree with everything she says. 

More right women being right. Ann Coulter explains to you MAGA chuckleheads what the Dems are up to. 

Back to the Jews. The Jerusalem Post reports on the West Bank Person riot at the Temple Mount this week. Build the Third Temple. And we write Israel is getting to smack around Hamas and or Hezbollah in Lebanon. 

General Natan Nagid is tweeting in very apocalyptic terms.  

What Will's not Watching: The Mandalorian, Season 3. We jumped overboard after episode 3. In the latest episode two fatties, one names Jack Black, the other named Lizzo, made cameos. This is how we know that the producers know The Mandalorian is caput. This is equivalent to the Brady Bunch bringing in Cousin Oliver. Remember him?

*Sorry NY Post, you incorrectly labelled Mulvaney as 'her' and 'she'. That's a dude.