And she Danced...

By now you've all heard about Alexandria Ocasio Cortez's old dance video. Here's a link to the video with the intrepid Paul Joseph Watson's commentary.*

We have taken several screen grabs, for informational purposes, mind you. 

Rico Suave...

It moved. We're not ashamed. 

Having horrible ideas does not preclude one from having a nice rack-EVER.

*Remember, PJW is always right.

Puerto Rican Jews are Totally a Thing

Congressman-person (I dunno) elect Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez, Yorktown's Finest, Ms. Venezuela claims to be....Sephardic Jew? Via St. Breitbart of LA:

“A very, very long time ago, generations and generations ago, my family consisted of Sephardic Jews … During the Spanish Inquisition, so many people were forced to convert on the exterior to Catholicism, but on the interior continued to practice their faith … some of those people landed in Puerto Rico,” she told a left-wing group, Jews For Racial And Economic Justice.

This would be historically accurate, and we just don't think Ms. Venezuela, even though she is a graduate of Yorktown High (two towns over from our own Hen Hud; go Sailors!) is capable of this kind of intricate, well researched lie.  We strongly suspect that if Ms. Venezuela were to take a DNA test she'd beat Senator Pocahontas' 1/1024th.* 

For all you Gentiles out there, Sephardic Jews are Hebrews kicked out of Spain by the Inquisition- you know, Ferdinand and Isabella? We of course are 46.6% Ashkenazi, Jews kicked out of Judea by the Romans in 70 AD.

Jews in Puerto Rico is totally a thing with plenty of cultural precedent. Behold:

Zayde being from Odessa (Ukraine not Texas) is a nice and realistic touch. Of course FDR wouldn't have let him in the country, but whatever. Who needs Miami indeed. It's like you died and went to Jew heaven down there.

There are about 3,000 members of Charleton Heston's tribe in Puerto Rico (if you're Jewish you've got to know these things) and maybe a quarter of a million in South America. We get around. 

After all there was always a Jew in even the farthest reaches of the Empire. Why one could sail up the Irrawaddy, Nile or Ganges and at the end of the line you'd find a British army officer, an East India Company rep, and Jewish banker or doctor or something. 'How ya doing, Colonel?'- 'Just fine, Maury. Got a touch of sciatica.' 

The man for whom we are named, you know, the meshuga who flew biplanes for the Kaiser and bugged out of Der Fatherland in 1919 ended up being a roadside peddler in Louisiana. 

As the Imams say the Jew is clever

*We're still willing to trade wampum for squaw. Senator Warren, contact us!

Move on, Russia

Ok, we get it. The press is lambasting Trump. Trump's message is muddled. Trump is even down in the all important Rassy Poll.

That said, Trump refuses to apologize or backtrack, which is wise. Never, ever apologize. Aside from making one look weak, it's like putting chum in shark infested waters. Besides, we agree with Trump. There is no reason to trust the assessment of the National Security State. Wanna talk about some of their screw ups the last few decades?

The problem for the democrats are twofold.

First, nobody cares about Russia. Nobody, and the Dems are obsessed with it. Ask the GOP caucus of '98 how being obsessed with an issue nobody else cares about worked for them. Go on, ask them.

Second, the Democrat Party is still led by a lot of geriatric coastal elites. At the same time Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez, Ms. Venezuela, has captured the imagination of the party. Good lord, last night human marshmallow Paul Ryan got the Dems to publicly vote against ICE.

Russia! Russia! Russia! As the left used to say in the 90's: Move On. Actually, don't.