Friday, October 19, 2018

Today in Telemarketing

The bastards have definitely backed off-some.

We're still getting calls, but with lesser frequency, and the Indian credit card scammers still call all day until we pick up.

We know it's them becuase they show up as PSEG (our power company) on the caller ID.

What's it gonna take? How long till those Punjabi sons-a-bitches realize there's a crazy man on the other end of the line whose sitting at the kitchen table to edit copy and waste their time, and he's all out of copy. 

When the New Jersey # shows up on the screen nobody says, 'Oh that's the guy who claimed his credit card number began with 8675309...'

When the mail enhancement pill babe see's our number she doesn't think, 'Isn't that the maniac who claimed the thumbing sound in the background was his wang landing on the kitchen table?

At this point it comes down to a battle of wills. 

[Narrator: No, it doesn't].

Who wants it more? Who has the stomach for the fight? Whose willing to accept the casualties necessary to hold onto Pork Chop Hill?

Either I get the Indian telemarketer scammers or the Indian telemarketer scammers get me.

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