Collude and Obstruct This!

Trump wins.

Trump always wins.

Trump wins so much he wins on things on which he's already won. 

Like the Mueller report.

A few items in the report are vague enough for Dems to keep screaming about collusion and obstruction like the risen dead.

Collusion is undead. But there's no need to give it the double-tap.

We here at William Stroock dotblogspot dot com dearly hope the Dems scream on.

Can Mueller actually be conspiring with Trump to make the Democrats look like howling retards?

Don't laugh.

The Dems thought Trump colluded with Russia.

Collude with This

Absolutely no collusion whatsoever.

The Dems will double down*, as they say. The House will investigate this, the NY State Attorney General will investigate that, and let us not forget the US Attorney for the Southern District of the State of New York...

None of this will matter. 

Trump is Teflon Don now. He can do whatever he wants, he (and me) will always have one incontrvertible talking point: Mueller spent two years investiging Russian Collusion and came up with noting, zero, zilch, nada....that was fake and so is [insert latest allegation here].

The Dems will keep going and look like vindictive morons the whole time.

*We understand this is some sort of gambling term.

Mueller Time is Flat

Mueller is desperate.

If you needed any more proof the entire Mueller investigation is a which-hunt, the raid on Michael Cohen gives it to you.

Mueller is part of the elite that's horrified by the existence of President Trump and the people who voted for him. Indeed we are deplorable.

Like the elite, Mueller thinks us Normies care about the intricate details of 'Russian collusion' or this preposterous Stormy Daniels angle. They care and they can't believe that we don't.

For the record the theory of the crime is that by paying off Stormy Daniels, Trump violated campaign finance laws. Are they serious? They think campaign finance arcana is going to bring down Trump?

They do, they really do.

This isn't a new front in the war on Trump and Normies, its the last gasp of a massive investigation that's turned up nothing.

Russians Learn what we Already Knew

The esteemed Powerline asks, Did Russia Waste its Money in the 2016 Election?:

There’s an old joke that half of all advertising spending is wasted; the problem for the marketing department is determining which half. The Madison Avenue ad agencies depend on no one ever being able to figure this puzzle out because their business model would collapse.

Indeed. Our own grandfather was an ad-man for 50 years, we're talking real Don Draper stuff here, folks. He told us the exact same thing noted above.

We've discussed advertising here before.

With the release of ANZACs we've run the experiment mentioned in the old post. That is, we've bought absolutely no advertising whatsoever. The result? Sales of ANZACs were exactly the same as the other books in the WW1990 series. In fact, ANZACs had a great run.

That run is now over.

Here comes The Austrian Painter. Kindle edition will be out this week.

Mueller...Mueller

Breaking news folks.... FBI persecutor Robert Mueller (D-Comey's ass) has secured 13 indictments in his Russian collusion probe. 

Of course all 13 indicted individuals are Russians....living in Russia.

Does Muller even have jurisdiction there?

A lion of law is Mueller. A regular Jack McCoy that one. Donk! Donk!

So these commies bought FB ads and organized some rallies, on both sides, we should note.

This is classic Cold War era disinformation, folks. Anyone else remember how those Kraut anti-nuclear activists were being paid by the KGB? Then there's Castro BJ-Boy Richard Gott, historian, and journalist who resigned from al-Guardian because he was on the KGB payroll. Just watch this, it's glorious:

St. Douglas Murray manages to rip Gott to shreds and mock Fidel Castro's bastard child in one fell swoop. I'm not kidding about Justin Trudeau being Castro's kid, btw.

Gott is no anomaly.

Bernie Sanders spent most of the Cold War praising Moscow. Bill de Blasio honeymooned in Cuba. Ted Kennedy wrote Brezhnev and asked him to take it easy on Reagan because he was going to run for president in 1984.

The only people colluding with Moscow are the Dems, who by pushing this absurd Russian narrative have done Putin's work for him.

Every night Putin must retire to his underground fortress, sip brandy, laugh his ass off and think, 'Da, mission accomplished.'

Mueller's Arsenal

Via Hotair, is this the other big item in Mueller's arsenal?:

A Senate investigation into President Donald Trump’s possible connections to Russia has revealed a possible obstruction of justice case against the president, Democratic Sen. Dianne Feinstein said on “Meet The Press” Sunday.
“The [Senate] Judiciary Committee has an investigation going as well and it involves obstruction of justice and I think what we’re beginning to see is the putting together of a case of obstruction of justice,” Feinstein, the panel’s top Democrat, said…

We don't see how Flynn leads to that, even if the 'other person' he has to help Mueller with is Trump. Being an admitted liar does not make one a credible witness.

Says Hotair after writing that they don't see where this can go:

Something has changed. Not sure exactly what yet, but the Democrats may think they’ve got a winning hand and are getting ready to push in all their chips.

Hotair is a great source and also extremely useful in that they are confirmed pessimists. Also, they're not exactly NeverTrump, but they don't like him. Trump has lots of enemies on that senate committee, in his own party, and outgoing senators like Jeff Flake have zero incentive to please the president. Hotair notes, 'Feinstein has been playing this game a long time. That remark didn’t just slip out because of a curveball question from Chuck Todd. That was scripted.'

Feinstein's been at this a real long time, too long and we're not convinced that response was scripted.

Jeff Flake is one thing  but senators with a future are watching Alabama. With Roy Moore's impending victory there we find it hard we find it hard to believe they'd cross Trump in this way. 

Just think of what impeachment would look like.

Is he locking anyone up?

Yes, Trump is Lucky

The other day we asked in a post 'Is Trump Lucky?'

The next day Michael Flynn plead guilty to a few ticky-track charges over lying to the FBI.

Who hasn't lied to the FBI? How many times have Bill and Hillary! lied to the Feds?

Anyhoo, so Flynn's cooperating with Mueller...wow I can't wait to see the legal implications!- said no normie in America.

In the meantime we have learned that:

1-ABC's Brian Ross falsely reported that candidate Trump told Flynn to contact the Russians.
2-Mueller's lead FBI investigator is an anti-Trump partisan.

Trump immediately tweeted about facts 1 and 2 and then kinda, sorta came to Flynn's defense and pointed out all the stuff Hillary! got away with.

By doing so Trump changes the narrative to the 1- corrupt media, 2-Mueller's bias and D- Hillary!

Oh, and then he starts touting the Senate tax bill.

Anyone still think Trump's tweets are those of an undisciplined maniac?

President Trump, moments after he suplexed ABC's Brian Ross