Election 2020 Called

That's it. The William Stroock dot blogspot dot com Decision Desk is calling it. With 0.0 percent of the vote in, we forecast Donald Trump has one re-election.

Trump's [real] overall approval rating is in the mid 50's and his approval rating for handling this crisis ranges from the mid 50's to the low 60's.

Pelosi actually thought holding up the stimulus bill for Kennedy Center funding, ballot harvesting, corporate diversity and solar subsidies was a good idea. She actually said, 'We have the GOP over a barrel'. Nancy Pelosi is the worst speaker since, well, Nancy Pelosi. Anyone else remember 'We have to pass the bill to find out what's in it'?.

These people are out of their goddamn minds. 

Speaking of being out of his goddamn mind. Joe Biden presses on. Do we really need to link to the latest clips? Whose gonna tell him? Who loves Joe enough to make him get the help he needs. Biden is running for president when he should be sitting in the comfy chair in front of the TV trying to figure out how to work the remote and boring his grand kids with stories about how he wrote the supplemental farm subsidy appropriations bill of 1983. People say it's not funny anymore. But this blog thinks its hilarious. Joe Biden probably would have won in 2016.

We stand by our scenario. The Dems nominate Bernie and lose. Or they nominate someone else (Greetings white man, Cherokee tribe offers wampum), the Bernie Bros burn Milwaukee down, and the Dems lose anyway.

No, this blog will not be sick of winning.

Impeach This

We really don't know what the Democrats we're thinking. Don't be fooled, this wasn't 3-D chess.

Our best guess is that Schiff told Pelosi it* had the goods on Trump via hoax-blower Eric Ciaramella. Pelosi was already under tremendous pressure from Speaker Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez to impeach for...something. So she had no choice but to move forward even though, well, the phone call was perfect.

Trump emerges from this hoax stronger than ever. Meanwhile Pelosi, Schif and Nadler are the public faces of the Democrat Party. Think of the ads.

Trump addresses the nation at noon today. Supposedly he's going to speak on the whole Russo-Impeachment hoax. We're hoping for pardons.

The Democrats haven't had a week this bad since Appomatox, and it's not even Friday.

Always trust Trump. Never bet against Trump. And don't get sick of winning.

*You read that right.

Thursday to Wednesday: I got Your Beer

We thought the Dems had a bad day on Wednesday when know-it-all, lesbian law prof Pamela Karlan  dropped 13 year old Baron Trump's name  into the impeachment hearing. Hey, the line worked when she tried it out with her colleagues at The Palm! Hillary! was going to appoint Karlan to the Supreme Court, Pamela is understandably disappointed, bitter, resentful...

Then Thursday happened.

First San Fran Botoxic Nan, who lost the House in 2010 and is more than capable of losing it in 2020, damn near had an epileptic seizure when a reporter asked her if she hates Trump. It was like watching Spock and alternate universe Spock collide.

Of course she hates Trump.

Then Joe Biden calls a voter a fat liar and challenges him to a push up contest. 

And finally, late Thursday the White House says that Schiff for Brains' report is listing the wrong phone number for the OMB. Meaning Rudy Giuliani wasn't calling the office and telling them to hold foreign aid to Ukraine. 

Thursday did indeed hold Wednesday's beer.

Trump Resets the Matrix to Trump

Let there be no doubt that this blog loves everything about President Donald John Trump.

Everything.

Yesterday he has San Fran Nan and the worst Jew in America to the White House for a consultation on Syria, which fell into bitter acrimony and recrimination. 

Good.

Then Trump Trumps. Behold:

Do you think they like me? pic.twitter.com/TDmUnJ8HtF

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 16, 2019

And:

Nervous Nancy's unhinged meltdown! pic.twitter.com/RDeUI7sfe7

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 16, 2019

Trump's troll level on the Trump Troll Level Matrix: Trump.

Trump's achieving Trump on the Matrix was thought to be impossible by physicists, yet he did it. It's the nexus of the troll. The intersection of 4th Street and D. Trump opened up the time tunnel, looked into the abyss and saw Trump.

You ever get the sense that Trump knows what he's doing?

Pelosi to Trump: I Need a Vacation

Maybe we've been underestimating Pelosi:

The House of Representatives is set to take a two-week “recess” vacation after announcing its so-called “impeachment inquiry” against President Donald Trump in response to him having a routine conversation with Ukraine President Volodymyr Zelensky.

“Congress is about to leave for a two-week recess,” said Rep. Ro Khanna (D-CA) on Thursday. The representative added that he believes Congress “should not do that” and should remain in Washington, DC, “to do the work to hold this president accountable.”

All these Gung-ho for impeachment reps will go home and hear it from those they claim to represent. Frosh Dems in swing districts, like our own Tom Malinowski here in NJ-07, will get an ear full.

Hopefully for Pelosi, this will tamp down on the wild impeachment talk.

Our stance is dooooooo iiiiiittttt preeeeeciousss....

They come back from vacay on October 15th.

Update: We'd be remiss for not noting that a Morning Consult poll shows a dramatic increase in support for impeaching Trump. We don't think this is surprising, actually, with the 'flood the zone' coverage. Disagree?