Fun with Polls...

...Or, these people are fucking nuts*:

New NBC/WSJ national Dem WH poll

Sanders 27%
Biden 26%
Warren 15%
Bloomberg 9%
Buttigieg 7%
Klobuchar 5%
Yang 4%
Steyer 2%
Gabbard 2%
Patrick 1%

— Steve Kornacki (@SteveKornacki) January 31, 2020

At this point we guess the important question is where does Biden's support go once he joins Bernie Sanders in having some kind of serious medical event. This blog is betting on a stroke. Needlessly snarky? Sure. Mean? Ok. Possible? The wise observer would put the chances of Ugly Kid Joe stroking out at one in three. One in three are the chances of a brokered convention. These are also the chances Hillary! is the nominee. In her own words she 'feels the urge'.

For 20 years the Dems have been telling themselves that demography is destiny and it is their destiny to be America's natural ruling party for the next generation. Instead they're gonna nominate some aging white geezer with health issues. In 2020 if your candidate has vague memories of the Second World War, they're too old.

*Said in exactly the same tone and cadence as Inspector Gadget's 'This message will self destruct'.

Hillary 2020: Now's Her Time!

Well, Ukraine Joe is finished. The poor old fool just doesn't know it yet. And Bernie Sanders is the victim of either high cholesterol or attempted Arkancide.

[Oh, you....-Ed]

I kid, I kid.

[No you don't-Ed].

Elizabeth Warren, the Dems most viable Woman of Color, is the clear, undisputed front runner. 

[Yaaaawwwwwnnnn….zzzzzzzz oh, sorry, what?-Ed]

The question remains, where will all the Bernie Bro and Ukraine Joe voters go?

Now is the time for Hillary! to enter the race and save the Democrats from themselves! 

Think about it. Those Biden voters will naturally gravitate to Hillary, especially the African Americans, and she might be able to  peel off everyone else's support, Buttigieg, Robert Francis, etc etc. One percent here, and one percent there will add up.

Hillary, a desperate party awaits. It's your turn.

Return of Hillary Part III: This time it's Personal

The esteemed Michael Goodwin of NYC's paper of record notices that Hillary! is acting like a candidate running for office. 'Hillary Clinton is up to something,' Goodwin says ominously, like a US Cavalry officer surveying the Oklahoma range for Elizabeth Warren's fake relatives.

Well duh. Hillary! goes on a book tour, gives lots of paid speeches, and opines on every political issue of the day.

Usually, but not exclusively, failed presidential candidates go away. You never heard another word from Michael Dukakis after Bush shellacked him in '88. 

Actually come to think of it, losing candidates these days don't go away, do they? After failing to steal the election in 2000, Algore became kingpin of the global warmenning racket. John McCain returned to the Senate. Even Mitt Romney is running for the senate from his native....Utah.

Of course Hillary! is running for president. We told reader(s) of this blog Hillary! was running a year ago. In fact, we urge her to run again.

We just hope Hillary! can make it to 2020. If the Parkinson's and alcoholism doesn't get her, the syphilis she contracted from sex addict Bill will.