EU to Farage: No More Fun of Any Kind!

Tomorrow is the big day for Britain.

This blog will celebrate in the most Stroockian way possible.

In the meantime, Herr Farage celebrated in the only way he knew how. Behold:

This is almost exactly like the courtroom scene from Animal House. Don't believe me?:

Britian (still) Bofo for Boris

Via Guido Fawkes, we see Boris and the Tories are out to a big lead. We cannot be sure due to the vagaries of the Limey parliamentary system, it looks (said with an up-talking question mark) like the Tories will romp.

We don't know how many votes Herr Farage and the Brexit Party will syphon off or if they will weaken Tory candidates and throw the race to Jew hating Labour socialists.  

The Brexit party is weakening though. If we had a vote, this hard-core, just walk-away Brexiteer would come home and vote Tory. Which seems to be the decision made by most of the blokes with actual votes.

I can’t see how the Brexit Party will win a single seat. https://t.co/kR0YQQK4uZ

— Guido Fawkes (@GuidoFawkes) November 3, 2019

British Conservatives to Tories: Sod off, Tosser

Breitbart has the bad news for the Tories:

Nigel Farage’s newly-formed Brexit Party have sensationally topped the opinion polls in national elections for the first time, with Nigel Farage hailing it as a “historic moment”.

The poll by Opinium showed that, in the event of a general election, the Brexit Party would be the largest party in Parliament with 26 per cent of the vote.

The Labour Party came second on 22 per cent and the governing Conservative Party in third place on 17 per cent, followed by the Liberal Democrats on 16 per cent. The Green Party received 11 per cent — a significant rise for them from just four per cent in the last Opinium poll.

Checking our math this poll shows the Brexit and the Tory parties getting 43 percent of the vote. In the Limey's first past the post system, the Brexit Party would pickup up 305 or so seats in parliament.

In the aftermath of Theresa May disastrous leadership the Tories face electoral Armageddon*, and deservedly so. 

British conservatives are telling the establishment to get fucked.

This is essentially what GOP voters told Jeb Bush**, Paul Ryan*** et al. But instead of bolting they just put Trump in charge.

There is only one way to save the Tories, is there not?

[And what do you suggest, you bloody Yank?-Ed]

Oley...oley, oley, oley...no deal...no deal...

*Why does spell check insist upon capitalization?
** Prick.
***Wanker.

Britain to May: Get Fucked

Via Breitbart, Nigel Farage's Brexit Party is getting 35% of the vote in next week's EU election.

If the Stroock Effect still holds, and it held in the Israeli elections, Farage will do even better.*

The Tories, well, who cares?

We've made this point before, May, Cameron, Macron, Hillary! Barry, W, just keep going... they think and act the same. They all went to the same schools. They all wear the same suits. They all go to the gym for the same cardio workout.

Trump, famously, likes Big Macs and Diet Coke.** Herr Farage smokes.

These traits alone are refreshing.

May and company, well, they're our managerial and ruling class. But we doubt they can even change a tire. Just try to imagine Macron trying to change a tire.

These people are incompetent.

*Or is this conservatives having enough and speaking their mind?
**We used to go through a two liter a day. Gave it up and lost five pounds.

Farage to BBC: Dracarys

BBC Man Andrew Marr, who has written some great books about 20th century Britain, is an ass.

Breitbart describes his interview, or confrontation really, with Brexit Party leader Nigel Farage:

Interviewer Andrew Marr began by making the huge mistake of treating Farage like the BBC treats all politicians to the right of Lenin: with unutterable contempt, as if he were a dangerous idiot with wacky views which no civilised person could possibly hold. Marr began (from a long list of “gotcha” questions designed to make Farage look like an extremist) with climate change.

We urge reader(s) to watch the clips at the link.

Marr sought to discredit Farage through questions designed to show he did not hold views conventional with the elite, the smart set, the BBC.

He was incapable of asking pertinent questions about Brexit, the EU immigration, and even the upcoming EU elections.

Farage called him out and the result was a massacre. The whole nation saw it.

The elites forget nothing and learn nothng.

Ye to Herr Farage

Via Breitbart.

When you're a party of unprincipled pussies like Theresa May's Tories, this is what happens:

Westminster voting intention:

LAB: 27% (-6)
BREX: 20% (+6)
CON: 19% (-4)
LDEM: 14% (+7)
CHUK: 7% (-2)
GRN: 5% (+2)
UKIP: 3% (-2)

via @ComRes, 09 May
Chgs. w/ 16 Apr

— Britain Elects (@britainelects) May 11, 2019

This blog hopes the Tories are annihilated and the rump is folded into the Brexiteers merged with UKIP.

In the meantime we renew our call for the Queen send for Mr. Corbyn.

Britain deserves Corbyn and Corbyn deserves Britain.

The Hun Dares Speak

Get a load of this, from Socialist Tosser Martin Schulz:

Martin Schulz, the left-wing Social Democratic Party (SPD) candidate in Germany’s September federal elections, told the Funke media group he would defend liberal values and fight moves to lift sanctions on Russia.
“What Trump is doing is un-American,” Mr. Schulz said. “The United States is like no other country for enlightenment, democratic and free values.”
“If Trump is now driving a wrecking ball through this set of values, then I will tell him as chancellor: That’s not the policy of Germany and Europe,” he added.

Listen up there, Hanz. You're German. Your nation made nothing but strategic mistakes from the moment you crowned the Kaiser in the Hall of Mirrors (seriously?) in 1871 till the Red Army rolled into Berlin in 1945. The end result of that impressive run of geo-political ineptitude was  millions of dead Germans, a smashed economy, and partition of your nation. My point is, Gruber, that you Krauts ain't exactly got the best strategic sense.

And let's get something straight, there, Fritz. Your nation exists at all because of the benevolence of the United States and Britain. The Soviet Union and France wanted to partition you permanently. Oh yeah, and we rebuilt you and saved West Berlin. You know Churchill wanted to liquidate the German officer class? Roosevelt told him no.

The only reason why you even understand this whole democracy thing, Gunter, is because the US and friends imposed it upon you at the end of a 105mm Howitzer. Your fields are soaked with our blood and the cemeteries of Europe are filled with American flagged headstones. Like very other American my age, one of my grandfather's fought his way across western Europe kicking the crap out of your grandfather.

Hey there, Duffenschmirtz, you are an expert at lederhosen, beer gardens, bratwurst, schnitzle and Einsatzgruppen, but you don't know jack about America or what's un-American.

So why don't you go back to the dying EU Parliament and getting your ass handed to you by Nigel Farage?